Covfefe Women's Cuts

Are you tired of the clutter in your mind? The endless stream of fake news, alternative facts, and sad thoughts?

Introducing Covfefe Detergent, the ultimate brain-cleaning solution for those who want their thoughts beautiful and their loyalty tremendous.

With a patented blend of Selective Memory Formula™ and Reality Softener Technology™, Covfefe Detergent doesn’t just rinse—it spins your brain bigly! Watch as inconvenient truths dissolve faster than a deleted tweet.

Benefits include:
✅ Wiping out critical thinking stains.
✅ Leaving your cognitive load smelling fresh, like unsourced conspiracy theories.
✅ Whiter, brighter delusions in just one wash cycle!

Why live in the messy world of nuance when Covfefe Detergent can leave your brain sparkling clean and compliant? Don't wait! Lather up in greatness.

Covfefe Detergent: "Make your brain clean again."

Order now—quantities are yuge!

These items are made-to-order and printed using eco-friendly, water based inks.

Shipping:

Made-to-order items will require 3-5 additional processing days before shipping. Please then allow for 5-7 business days shipping time after the order is processed. Orders to be shipped that also contain non made-to-order items, will be shipped separately free of any additional shipping charge.

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