76-47 Car Magnet
Price:
$7.00
fatnixon
Late edition
Satire, printed to order
Nation’s rational human beings finally have something to wear
Pictured: our namesake, in better days.
The best apparel and gifts for those who are rational human beings. Oh, and covfefe.
Satirical tees, tanks, crops, hats and stickers, each printed to order with eco-friendly, water-based inks. Wear the headline before it becomes history.
In this edition
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76-47 Dad Hat
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76-47 Ringer Tee
Price: $30.00
Fresh off the press
Latest dispatches
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76-47 Tank
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76-47 Tee
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Antifa.
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Antifa. Ladie's Crop
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Butter Emails
Price: $30.00 -
Butter Emails Sticker
Price: $3.00 -
Butter Emails Women's Cut
Price: $30.00 -
Comrade Trump
Price: $30.00
Inside
Today’s sections
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5 items
76-47
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2 items
Antifa.
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4 items
Body Autonomy
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3 items
Butter Emails
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2 items
Comrade Trump
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3 items
Covfefe
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3 items
F ELON
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3 items
Fat Nixon
Corrections & amplifications
An earlier edition referred to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of Mexico. We stand by it.
Maps don’t change because someone with a Sharpie says so. Our Gulf of Mexico line is printed with that conviction.
Classifieds
Wanted
Rational human beings. Must own a working sense of humor and a passing familiarity with facts. Apply within.
Lost
One Department of Education. Answers to “Ed.” Last seen being dismantled. Reward offered.
For sale
Emails, slightly buttered. Once a national scandal, now quaint. Available in tee form.
Notice
Everything is made to order. Allow 3–5 days for printing, then 5–7 business days for shipping.